AYR'S PREMIER
BASEMENT BAR AWARDED SCOTLANDS BEST INDEPENDENT BAR 2022

The Smoking Goat
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The smoking Goat

A basement bar with a lazy feel, its comfy seating is perfectly suited to its music policy.

Recently awarded Scotlands best independent bar, its easy to see why..

With a flowing roster of acoutstic nights of up and coming bands makes this a great underground venue to check out great underground talent. 

The Smoking Goat is one slick subterranean hideout. 

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The Smoking Goat

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One of the most unique bars in Ayrshire. The Smoking Goat is a tucked away spot decked out with comfy booths and cave-like walls. From historical interiors and gin cocktails to the newly upgraded outdoor terrace, this is a pretty special place to spend your evening.

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The Bar

The smoking goat is an atmospheric basement bar located in the most historic part of Ayr.

We aim to supply the finest locally and nationally brewed ales, quality wines from the old and new worlds and really great, freshly-brewed teas and coffees.

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newly improved

OUTDOOR TERRACE

The Smoking Goat incorporates an outside terrace in which to enjoy the long, hot Ayrshire afternoons. Ahem...!

Our newly refurbished outdoor terrace is the perfect place to catch some sunshine while you relax with an ice cold refreshment.

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REPRESENT

The Smoking Goat Merchandise
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The Smoking Goat White Glossy Mug

$22.27 Save $-22.27

Features

Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

Product Details

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Package Includes

1 x The Smoking Goat White Glossy Mug

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The Smoking Goat Stainless Steel Tumbler

$35.88 Save $-35.88

Features

Enjoy hot or cold drinks on the go with this stylish stainless steel tumbler! This reusable tumbler with a metal straw is a perfect combo for hot or cold drinks at any time of the day.

Product Details

• High-grade stainless steel tumbler
• 20 oz (600 ml)
• Tumbler size: 3.11″ × 8.42″ (7.9 cm × 21.4 cm)
• Straw and lid included with the tumbler
• A cylindrical shape (top to bottom)
• Matte finish
• Protective color layer (varnish)

Size Guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
20 oz 2 ⅞ 8 ⅜
 

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1 x The Smoking Goat Stainless Steel Tumbler

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The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt

$30.93 Save $-30.93

Features

A super-soft, form-fitting, breathable t-shirt with a slightly lower neckline than a classic t-shirt.

Product Details

• 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• 40 singles
• Slim fit
• Ribbed crew neck with set-in sleeves

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 26 15 ¾
M 26 ½ 16 ½
L 27 ⅛ 17 ½
XL 27 ¾ 18 ½
2XL 28 ⅜ 19 ½

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1 x The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
The Smoking Goat Ladies' Short Sleeve T-shirt
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The Smoking Goat Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

$32.17 Save $-32.17

Features

This unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.

Product Details

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size Guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ¾ 16 ½
S 27 ¾ 18
M 28 ¾ 20
L 29 ¾ 22
XL 30 ¾ 24
2XL 31 ¾ 26

 

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1 x The Smoking Goat Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

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The Smoking Goat Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt
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The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

$33.41 Save $-33.41

Features

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size Guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 25
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛

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1 x The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee

The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
The Smoking Goat Unisex Long Sleeve Tee
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The Smoking Goat Tote Bag

$33.41 Save $-33.41

Features

Get rid of all the plastic and pack your goodies in this spacious organic cotton tote bag. Fill it up with groceries, books, and travel essentials—there’s room for everything!

Product Details

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Size Guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One Size 20 14 5 25 1

 

Package Includes

1 x The Smoking Goat Tote Bag

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The Smoking Goat Organic Cotton Apron

$39.60 Save $-39.60

Features

Whether you’re crafting a simple lunch or a fancy dinner, an apron can be your shield against food spills, heat, or dirt. Order the 100% organic cotton apron and rock your kitchen in style!

Product Details

• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²) 
• Adjustable straps
• Large front pocket in the front with 2 compartments
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size Guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
One size 35 ⅜ 29 ½ 37 ¾

 

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1 x The Smoking Goat Organic Cotton Apron

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The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt

$34.65 Save $-34.65

Features

If you're on the lookout for both style and comfort, this fleece sweatshirt is the perfect choice. And with up to 5% recycled polyester in components, you'll be taking a little step closer to a more earth-friendly way of life.

Product Details

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (up to 5% recycled polyester, made from plastic bottles)
• Fabric weight: 7.8 oz/y² (264.5 g/m²)
• Patented low-pill, high-stitch density PrintPro® XP fleece
• Double-needle stitched neckline and armholes
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Blank product sourced from Thailand or Vietnam 

Size Guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 20 26 ½ 34
M 22 27 ½ 35 ¼
L 24 28 ½ 35 ⅞
XL 26 29 ½ 36 ⅝
2XL 28 30 37 ⅜
3XL 30 30 ½ 38 ⅛

 

Package Includes

1 x The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt

The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt
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The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt
The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt
The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt
The Smoking Goat Unisex Fleece Sweatshirt
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The Smoking Goat Minimalist Backpack

$58.16 Save $-58.16

Features

If you feel like you're carrying half of your belongings with you at all times, this backpack is for you! It has a spacious inside compartment (with a pocket for your laptop), and a hidden back pocket for safekeeping your most valuable items.

Product Details

• Made from 100% polyester
• Fabric weight: 9.56 oz/yd² (325 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
• Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
• Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Water-resistant material
• Large inside pocket with a separate pocket for a 15” laptop, a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
• Top zipper has 2 sliders, and there are zipper pullers attached to each slider
• Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back
• Padded ergonomic bag straps from polyester with plastic strap regulators
• Blank product components sourced from China

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1 x The Smoking Goat Minimalist Backpack

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The Smoking Goat Bucket Hat

$35.88 Save $-35.88

Features

Combine practicality, comfort, and fashion in one. Keep the sun out of your eyes with this 100% cotton twill bucket hat. Cotton fabric and sewn eyelets are sure to help you stay cool during any activity, be it a stroll in the park or an intense game of sports.

Product Details

• 100% cotton twill
• 3 ¾″ (7.6 cm) crown
• 2 ¼″ (5.1 cm) brim
• One size fits most
• Sewn eyelets for breathability

Size Guide

  A (inches) B (inches) C (inches)
One size 22 3 2

 

Package Includes

1 x The Smoking Goat Bucket Hat

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Quality

cocktails, real ales, beer, wine, coffee and tea

Serving quality wines, locally sourced Ales and the finest local coffee and teas. We offer a selection of fabulous wines, available either by the glass or by the bottle. Working closely with our suppliers, our stock represents both current trends & old favourites which will please all palettes & moods.

Draught beverages, such as lagers, Guinness & cider, are also available, along with an ad-hoc selection of seasonal beverages such as winter mulled wines etc. Lets not forget our fantastic range of cocktails to taylor any occasion.

If you're looking for a short or a dram, you'll find our gantry stocked with a wide variety of spirits, with staff on hand to personally tailor your drinks.

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